I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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