Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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