I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you would pick up someone in the library
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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