cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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