I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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