Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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