she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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