Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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