I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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