his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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