I want to make a zoo with you.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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