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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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