Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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