I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Dick very happy bro
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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