Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm bleeding and have questions
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