Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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