It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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