Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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