I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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