White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
it glows. i had to have it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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