Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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