It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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