Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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