Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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