Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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