so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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