She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Buhtt sex?
babies were throwing up all over the place
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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