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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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