i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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