I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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