So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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