Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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