I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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