And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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