I hate your face
my phone needs a breathalizer
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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