Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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