pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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