you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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