you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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