Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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