I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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