I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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