You really coming over, don't trick.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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