That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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