Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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