Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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