We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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