I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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