my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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