You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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