ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.