i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
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my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life