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(847): View more from Illinois

she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.

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(816): View more from Missouri

just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom

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(209): View more from California

Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.

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(406): View more from Montana

So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.

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(845): View more from New York

When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag

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