I love you!
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i think i have herpe
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.