worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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