no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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