Just mADE A PArabola og urine
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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