How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
PANTIES FOUND
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
